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I'm not deaaaad! (yet.)
But I sure am hyper!! (It's 2:21, by the by)
Anywho,
I have lots and lots and lots of ideas and finished stuff left over from my Dave Chapelle-period.
ANYWHO (again...lotsa parentheses here)
Why exactly have I been gone??
Several reasons! (Almost all of which are top-secret)
1. School!
2. Got a laptop that blocks the dA submission page!
3. Too lazy to use a computer that isn't in my room!
4. I got braces!
5. I wanted to give all my poor watchers a break!
6. I checked back once and was overwhelmed by the pile of messages (which I also can't see on my laptop)!
7. I now have 145 deviations and 79 messages in my message center!
8. I was too busy masturbating!!!!!
9. I was cultivating a new business plan! (Damn you, braces!)
10. Did I mention laziness?!

On a more serious note,
One idea I had was a collaboration with an artist in another field who has the time, resources, and talent to do what I can't. Of course, in this equation, I'd be the sappy designer to their below-minimum-wage-paid Chinaman. SOUNDS GOOD, DUNNIT??
I was thinking along the lines of a doll, since I luvvers dem so muchly, but I'll go with anything that won't cost me money.

Also, one last note...
Remember that business plan?
I have a super-duper-oober-secret blog on the Internet that's all a part of that.
seeifyoucanfindit.

xoxo
Helena