Being a Hispañard (according to my dictionary) living in Los Angeles, I am, naturally, fluent in both English and Spanish (abnormally so in the former). But during the 2008-2009 school year (specifically, the second semester), I will hope to learn a new language.
Which language did I choose?
German. Of all language[ course]s [available], German.
And my motivation?
I will tell you my motivation for learning German, my fellow squishies, and his name is Bill Kaulitz.
(There's also the matter of technically being 1/8 German.)
But why did I choose to learn German for a celebrity? Why??
Do I think it'll magically create a relationship between us? Do I want to flaunt the almost-semi-similar heritage between me and him (who doesn't know I exist)? Don't I realize that by the time I learn enough German to seem euro-presentable, Tokio Hotel will have left California for a good time?
No, no, and no, my fellow squishies.* (Because Scott Brown is just that wired.)